Should You Keep Pet Goats in The House?

Should You Keep Pet Goats in The House?

Goats are adorable companions that easily steal our hearts. But should they steal our homes too? Because bringing a goat into the house is like signing over the deed. There’s a time and place to bring goats into our homes, and usually, it’s when they need a little extra support. Often, we bring bottle babies indoors when they’re not nursing. And sometimes, we bring hypothermic kids inside to warm them up, for example. 

But the goal is to return them either to their mother or to the outdoors when they’re healthy. In other words, we get them out the door asap. And that’s not only for the good of our household but also for the well-being of the goat. 

In case you need a few more reasons to keep your goat outside, consider these:

Goats Eat Things They Shouldn’t

Normally, I’d say that the goat-eating-the-tin can allegory is way off (because goats are picky eaters). But when it comes to making the decision to eat non-food items in the house, the goat seems to excel. In fact, they’ll get into a lot of trouble by eating things that are extremely bad for them. 

goat in surgery

For example, I heard about a house goat that needed surgery to remove all of the “stuff” he had eaten. This goat gobbled hair ties, small plastic toys, balloons, and everything else under the sun. Needless to say, the surgery to remove these items from the goat’s rumen was insanely expensive. Unfortunately, the goat passed away the day after the surgery. 

items removed from goat rumen during surgery

Aside from children’s toys and, undoubtedly, your favorite possessions, goats can also get into trouble with electrical appliances. You see, goats use their mouths for everything including feeling their environment. So putting an electrical cord in their mouths is an afterthought for them. 

Even if your goat doesn’t get electrocuted, it may ruin your electrical cord. It may not seem like a big deal, but what if it’s the charger for your laptop, for example?

Ask me how I know about these things!

Good question: One of our bottle babies ruined a DVD player when he danced on it while it was playing.

The kicker? He was only one day old!

So take it from me, the trouble goats get into can be adorable … as long as it’s outdoors where it’s safe for them (and our household items)

They WILL Need to Be Evicted

You know how everyone wants Easter Bunnies in the springtime? Often, those cute bunnies are abandoned once they’re older, messier, and maybe not quite as cute as they once were. 

I’m not saying you’re abandoning your house goat. But remember, that cute little kid (that you can hold in your arms today) will one day become much bigger. 

And when that happens, bigger messes also happen. 

The solution to those bigger messes, more destruction, and a sassy teenage goat, is to put it outside. This would be fine except for the fact that this goat has learned a lot of its life skills indoors, and not in the pasture with other goats. 

Furthermore, your goat has come to know you as a part of its herd, most likely considers you its mother. So reintroducing that goat to the outdoors, fencing, and other goats could be a real challenge.

Once you relocate your goat to the pasture, it will scream and scream … and scream. And it’ll become the most unbelievable escape artist in the world.  

Why? Because they want to get back to mommy—which is you. 

In fact, when we were still fairly new to goats, I let my youngest daughter talk me into keeping several kids in the house one spring. When they were eventually put outside, they found every tiny crack and crevice in the fence and between the gate and the fence post, and they escaped from the pasture multiple times a day. If they couldn’t find us, they went straight for our 3-year-old apple trees and started nibbling on the bark. They wound up killing 6 or our 7 apple trees! 

In other words, when goats aren’t raised in their natural environment, with a herd of goats, they develop bad manners, and maybe even social issues amongst their herd mates. 

Goats in The House May Have Health Problems

Keeping goats in the house can lead to health problems for the goat. You see, goats are ruminants, and they need to eat nearly all day long. They walk around, eat until their rumens are full, then they go lay down. While they relax in the sun, they burp up their cud and chew everything a second time. Finally, they send their cud back down to their second stomach. 

If goats aren’t able to go through this rather complicated process of digestion, they can develop health issues, go off feed, bloat when they do eat, or encounter a myriad of other digestive issues that may even lead to death. 

In other words, their digestive system has a very specific, and delicate, process that must be adhered to for the goat to be happy and healthy. 

So chew on this for a minute: Where, in your house, do you plan to put a hay feeder to meet these digestive demands? 

Oh, and don’t forget the loose minerals they also need to have available free choice. 

Goats Love to Play

Goats are known for their athletic antics, and just because they’re house goats, it doesn’t mean they won’t have the urge to kick up their hooves and expend some energy — like the one-day-old kid that ran across our living room, jumped on the couch, then on the sofa table, then on top of the DVD player, which was playing … and never worked properly again. 

Moving, in general, is a part of being a goat. Remember, they walk all day, except when they lay down to chew their cud. I once refused to sell goats to a woman who planned to keep them in a dog crate on her back porch. 

Unfortunately, I’ve seen city goats kept in small backyards that wind up obese from lack of exercise. Not to mention the fact that they’re overfed because they’re bored, start screaming, and are given more feed than they need (in hopes of keeping them quiet).

Housetraining Goats Isn’t What You Think

I won’t say that housetraining a goat is totally impossible, because I’ve witnessed my daughter successfully teach a goat to pee on a towel many times. 

Pooping, on the other hand, I’m not so sure about. I’ve never heard of anyone teaching a goat to poop somewhere specific. Goats tend to just let the berries fly whenever the urge hits, and I can only imagine how difficult it would be to get that under control. 

On the other hand, you can put a diaper on a goat for a short time to do a pet therapy visit, for example. 

However, diapers could cause some serious skin issues if left on for extended periods of time. 

For example, we had a paralyzed llama that could not stand, so pee and poop wound wind up all over her back end, which caused a rash and ultimately the skin started to break down. (Normally llamas squat to pee so their skin gets zero urine exposure.) 

So, it stands to reason that, eventually, any animal wearing a diaper for any longer than an hour or two would have some issues if their skin had wet pee and poop pressed against it. And I’ll be honest, the idea of putting a diaper on a goat long-term sounds cruel to me. 

So while there are reasons to bring a goat into your home, it’s just not fair to the goat, or you, to keep it inside long-term. In fact, you’ll probably find that you enjoy your goat much more outdoors than you do in your kitchen, for example. In the end, everyone is happier and healthier living in their respective environments. 

Should You Keep Pet Goats in The House?

5 thoughts on “Should You Keep Pet Goats in The House?”

  1. Have you been living in my home? We had bottle babies not by choice living in a dog crate in our kitchen. I finally decided enough is enough and now they are living in a nursery outside. Two of the doelings taught themselves to pee in the towels. The other two peed and pooped everywhere. All I did was feed babies and wash towels. One of the girls wants to be a lap goat. She is most content in my arms chilling. They definitely think I’m their momma. I completely agree they need to live outside but boy are they adorable.

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    • Great article. Wish I’d taken the time to learn more before accepting a goat. Unfortunately have a situation now with an only house goat at one year old. She was given to us as a rescue and is completely attached to us. Our living situation put us on the road traveling for work and landed us in a cabin up north that allowed for house goating. Very minimalistic living. Now we have to move, and need to get her accustomed to being outside and eventually socialized with other goats. We love her very much and will do anything it takes within out abilities to make this right. Any suggestions? We were thinking about camping with her in the yard and then taking her to visit a small goat farm for meeting other goats through a fence. Would it be better to try and get a few babies and raise them with her (OUTSIDE this time)? We know this was a mistake for her and for us and feel really awful for it. Trying to make it right.

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      • All of your ideas for helping her to adjust to goat life sounds good. There’s really no telling how she’ll react to other goats. They can be pretty mean to each other when they first meet because they have to establish a pecking order. It might be easier for her if you bring in some kids that are at least 2-3 months old that are the same breed (or same adult size) and have the same horn status (all should horns or not have horns so the playing ground is level). Either way you do it, be aware that there will probably be some head butting, and they will have to work that out themselves.

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  2. If I got a goat planning on keeping him in the house and not planning on having to socialize him with other goats, would it be okay for him to be a house pet? What if I gave him outside time and inside time? Would it harm the goat to keep him outside when I’m not home and inside when I am?

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    • I’m wondering if you read the article and saw the photos of the things that were pulled out of the goat’s stomach. No, it is NOT okay to keep a goat as a house pet. It’s cruel and won’t end well for him or you. And he’ll destroy your house.

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